When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

No matter what you call a dog with no legs...he will never come.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush ...lol

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Why do we wash our towels if we are clean when we get out of the shower

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